An Ode to Noah Hart

by **f1fan** April 1st 2016, 12:19 am

Such a face of beauty equivalent to David Hasselhoff
Who's body was chiseled by the hand of god

The NR2003 version of Chuck Norris
Who makes girls fall at his feet with a glimpse of his smile

Who's a man compared to him
Who can compare to that of such beauty

Who's eyes can stare into ones soul
Not even the most interesting man in the world can hold a candle to him

From his daily selfies, to his inspirational comments
All men are jealous, and all women want to be with him

So, who is this man that all can proclaim
He goes by one name, Noah Hart