Round 3 of Louisiana

Kenny: I am kind of sad I am not racing here. This track looks kind of fun. It's like a square Bristol!

"Radio" broadcast of qualifying race starting at 10:45 eastern tonight!

Finguy: "In again, in again. I wonder if I can keep the roll up. But you know. I need to say something off my chest. Ethan Moore, is an as*hole."

Johnson: "F-FINGUY! What was that?!"

Finguy: "Oh you're here Skyla. What? Just got to say what I herd in Lights. It's seems true still."

Ethan: You know, that Skyla girl is really really attractive!

Johnson: "...Hey. I'm taken by a girl. Go crawl into your zest pit you call a home."

Ethan: Well, if you weren't a lesbo, you can't say I wouldn't be your first choice!

Finguy: "Johnson. Back off."

Johnson: "Fine..."

Finguy: "Hey. Roadkill. Back off my protege. She doesn't want to get felt on by a horny teenager who can only shoot blanks in his trailer. So go back to your teams camp, or I will kick your teeth in so far down your throat, I'll take over your damn ride."

Tauger: Another day, another egotrip for Ethan Moore. At least Shepard can do the team proud.

Ethan: Oh look, Jesus-kun Finguy comes to save the day of his minion. Go back to doing other god things, like turning water into wine, or parting the red sea.

Nelson: "Christ, ya'll are a bunch of idiots!"

Finguy: "...Yeah. Yeah. You know what. It's a good thing I'm not anything in your pot head dreams. Get your act together rookie. You're in the OES. You're playing with the big boys now. Don't make an enemy out of me Moore. I will end your career."

Maddie: Hey, my dad was right! Sitting in a lawn chair on pit road while others are fighting is quite funny! Popcorn for all!

f1fan wrote:Maddie: Hey, my dad was right! Sitting in a lawn chair on pit road while others are fighting is quite funny! Popcorn for all!

Jackwater: Mind if I join in? Pass the butter.

Griffin *takes a sip of pop*: "Yep."

Wilhoit: "Shut up and take my money." *Hands 5 bucks to Madeline as he eats popcorn.*

Shock Jr.: "Any popcorn teammate?"

Kenny: We are raking in more money with your popcorn stand Maddie than we did when you set up a lemonade stand along State Route 2 on a 90 degree day when you were five!

Shepherd: I've got the camera!

Collins: Oh shit this is getting good. Someone sauce me over some of that popcorn!

Jobe: Ethan, back off my damn driver and his protege please. You aren't even half as good as Finguy is, not even a quarter. You wouldn't have been able to make Atlanta in Finguy's car. I at least know who won't be driving my cars at all come season 23.

Roush: HELL YEA BOYS I MADE THE FIELD!

Pericles: Hey Collins Can You Pass me the butter?"

Roush: Well. Just found something huge out...

3rd Straight race I made it in