Round 5 Of France @ Autodrome De Paris

Culo: "Ah yes... France. We are finally out of North America and out of that peasant continent. What has that place done for the great brand of Ferrari but cheat tactics. Ah, yes... There is something the WSCC should do... Make Europe its main stable, make it a grand event... Because this continent is home to the greatest country of all... Mi Amore, Italia! Oooohhhh yes~... The birth place of the team, the Culo, and the greatest brand of all, FERRARI!! No one can stop us now! Our secret weapon is hear! PREPARE TO SEE MY CARS IN VICTORY LANE!!!"



Finguy: "...Alright, starting a pot of $100 for someone to pop Culo's fat face into a guardrail..."

Bobby: Actually Culo, we are prepared to see your cars out of the race due to a engine failure.

Riggs: "Ah! I am on a new continent! Woah!  Other than being born in Japan, and just visited Canada, I have never been out of the states or on another continent! I am certainly going to visit around France after the race. I am hoping for some extra time. This is so exciting!"

S. Kurtis: "We had a rocky time down in Canada, so we need to get back on track and do solid here in France. The food's been pretty good here, so I've been pretty satisfied so far!"

Qualifying Results

1 24 A Rowe 1:30.478
2 65 K Rauttio 1:30.603
3 8 C Dodd 1:30.621
4 29 S Jakuzure 1:30.660
5 95 A Shepherd 1:30.680
6 3 N Pericles 1:30.696
7 34 M Gurion 1:30.698
8 1 H Kazi 1:30.723
9 7 E Ascari 1:30.756
10 47 R Mooney 1:30.758
11 6 J Michaels 1:30.807
12 92 J Finguy 1:30.832
13 86 O Keskula 1:30.873
14 4 M Sa 1:30.899
15 41 K Colins 1:30.934
16 05 J Arndt 1:30.950
17 14 R Griffin 1:31.019
18 5 J Bunnell 1:31.020
19 44 K Belle 1:31.038
20 90 C Van Der Pesch 1:31.041
21 43 H Fitzwater 1:31.095
22 55 W Brock 1:31.152
23 21 Z Davidson 1:31.203
24 48 D Weber 1:31.206
25 53 A Chevino 1:31.293
26 94 T Ashby 1:31.387
27 83 J Arndt 1:31.406
28 38 S Roush 1:31.506
29 81 E Monaco 1:31.526
30 96 B Jones 1:31.557
31 45 L Hoffmann 1:31.631
32 88 S Kurtis 1:31.699
33 59 Z Fitzwater 1:31.716
34 09 M Riggs 1:31.791
35 82 M Anderson 1:31.843
36 71 N Hood 1:31.969
37 17 K Nagase 1:34.690
38 70 J Hyatt 1:37.930

Riggs: "Sigh. I just cannot get this car to go fast enough. Or be reliable enough. Whenever I am on track for a fast qualifying time, something always happens. I think this is like my third 34th place qualification. I'll see what I can do with that tomorrow."

Dodd: "Sweet, a Top 5 starting spot, I'll take it! Hopefully we'll have a good race here in France."

Gurion: "7th... Top 10 is good, a Top 5 finish is what we are aiming for though... And Finguy, I wouldn't mind tag-teaming that Culo guy, I know my fair share of Krav Maga(Israeli Martial Arts).."

France ah yeah. WELP Quali didnt go as planned

We finally found some speed

Finnish909 wrote:Culo: "Ah yes... France. We are finally out of North America and out of that peasant continent. What has that place done for the great brand of Ferrari but cheat tactics. Ah, yes... There is something the WSCC should do... Make Europe its main stable, make it a grand event... Because this continent is home to the greatest country of all... Mi Amore, Italia! Oooohhhh yes~... The birth place of the team, the Culo, and the greatest brand of all, FERRARI!! No one can stop us now! Our secret weapon is hear! PREPARE TO SEE MY CARS IN VICTORY LANE!!!"



Finguy: "...Alright, starting a pot of $100 for someone to pop Culo's fat face into a guardrail..."

Griffin: "So, if I roundhouse kick him in the face is that worth an extra $50, Finguy?"

It was awesome to see Rowe on the pole, but the race didn't end the way we wanted to. We have to work harder.

Bobby: I drove my ass off out there today. Glad we can finish in the top 10 on a track where its hard to pass on.

<Radio communitcations of Riggs>
"Okay, I am pushing as hard as I can. It's early in the race and I want to move." (1/5)

"10-4. I am going to block the #45" (2/5)

"Have I passed the 4-oh oh Oh!" (3/5)

"--Ouch guys, that hurt like heck. Dear lord. Who turned me?" (4/5)

"Ouch! That really hurt...car is done. I need some medical care." (5/5)

Riggs: "I am disappointed with the way that went. Medical care center released me with a bruised chest. That was a hard hit, and it knocked the wind out of me for a bit. I'm okay though! That is sure going to nip me in the bum tomorrow."

Riggs: "I guess it is off to the next place, guys. See ya there!"

17th for Jon, somewhere in the back for me and Tiger

WELP