The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
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The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by f1fan on January 21st 2016, 5:40 pm
Opening Press Release by Centurions owner, Jimmy Haslam
Pilot/Flying-J CEO, and Owner of the Cleveland Browns, Jimmy Haslam has been revealed as the Cleveland Centurions owner. Haslam, a Tennessee Native has been running the Browns for a few seasons now and has had little success with them. Haslam has also had to deal with a FBI probe into the business dealing of his company Pilot/Flying-J. Here is what Mr. Haslam had to say about his latest endeavor.
"Hello, my name iz JIMMEH HASLAM, YEE HAW! I am owner and proprietor of teh Klevlan Browns, and now the Klevlan Centurions. I am cOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmitted to bringin a winneh to this great town and fan-base."
Pilot/Flying-J CEO, and Owner of the Cleveland Browns, Jimmy Haslam has been revealed as the Cleveland Centurions owner. Haslam, a Tennessee Native has been running the Browns for a few seasons now and has had little success with them. Haslam has also had to deal with a FBI probe into the business dealing of his company Pilot/Flying-J. Here is what Mr. Haslam had to say about his latest endeavor.
"Hello, my name iz JIMMEH HASLAM, YEE HAW! I am owner and proprietor of teh Klevlan Browns, and now the Klevlan Centurions. I am cOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmitted to bringin a winneh to this great town and fan-base."
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by CJ Racing on January 21st 2016, 5:47 pm
Oh boy... Now I know this team isn't just toast, it's French Toast!!! LOL!!
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by f1fan on January 21st 2016, 5:51 pm
CJ Racing wrote:Oh boy... Now I know this team isn't just toast, it's French Toast!!! LOL!!
I am telling you this, THE CENTURIONS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY!
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by Guest on January 21st 2016, 5:52 pm
f1fan wrote:CJ Racing wrote:Oh boy... Now I know this team isn't just toast, it's French Toast!!! LOL!!
I am telling you this, THE CENTURIONS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY!
All the way to last place that is...
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by f1fan on January 21st 2016, 5:53 pm
alancavy wrote:f1fan wrote:CJ Racing wrote:Oh boy... Now I know this team isn't just toast, it's French Toast!!! LOL!!
I am telling you this, THE CENTURIONS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY!
All the way to last place that is...
OOC: Since it's in Cleveland, probably!
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by CJ Racing on January 21st 2016, 5:55 pm
f1fan wrote:CJ Racing wrote:Oh boy... Now I know this team isn't just toast, it's French Toast!!! LOL!!
I am telling you this, THE CENTURIONS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY!
Said the 8 coaches the have had over the last 17 years... LOL
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by f1fan on January 21st 2016, 6:01 pm
CJ Racing wrote:f1fan wrote:CJ Racing wrote:Oh boy... Now I know this team isn't just toast, it's French Toast!!! LOL!!
I am telling you this, THE CENTURIONS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY!
Said the 8 coaches the have had over the last 17 years... LOL
"Hue gotta believe"
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by CJ Racing on January 21st 2016, 6:55 pm
f1fan wrote:CJ Racing wrote:f1fan wrote:CJ Racing wrote:Oh boy... Now I know this team isn't just toast, it's French Toast!!! LOL!!
I am telling you this, THE CENTURIONS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY!
Said the 8 coaches the have had over the last 17 years... LOL
"Hue gotta believe"
Wow... How very original LOL!!
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by f1fan on January 23rd 2016, 7:24 pm
Division Rivals will fall! The Elitists and Diesels will fall to the glorious Centurions!
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by Finnish909 on January 23rd 2016, 7:34 pm
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Re: The Cleveland Centurions Press Release Thread
by RedViperGaming on January 23rd 2016, 7:41 pm
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